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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Kenyan Lawyer offers 50 Cows, 70 Sheep and 30 Goats to Obama for his daughter, Malia's hand in marriage

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Felix Kiprono, a Kenyan lawyer has revealed his intention to marry 16-year-old Malia Obama, the daughter of US President.
He is willing to offer a dowry of 50 cows, 30 goats and 70 sheep to President Obama for his daughter’s hand in marriage.
He wrote:
“I got interested in her in 2008,” Kiprono said of the first daughter, who was just 10 years old when Obama won the presidency. “As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price.” 
“People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he added. “I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.” 
Should his request be granted, Kiprono said he would forgo champagne in favor of “mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk.” And, “as an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head.” Then, he added, “I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman.”However, we have a feeling that his proposal letter will be met with a big fat “no.”
 Will his proposal be accepted?

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